============================================================================ ================ UNGEEK 3.1 -- Geek Code v3.1 Interpreter ================ ============================================================================ --------------------------- GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/E] ------------------------- Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Engineering. -------------------------- GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:>:-] ------------------------- I'm an average geek. But someday I'd like to say: "Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds." ----------------------------- GEEK AGE CODE [a-] --------------------------- My age is 25-29. ------------------------- GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++] ------------------------ Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation. ----------------------- GEEK UNIX CODE [UB++>+++S++@] ---------------------- I use BSD and SunOS/Solaris. I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone. But someday I'd like to say: "I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to put start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get. But that varies..." ---------------------------- GEEK PERL CODE [P++] -------------------------- Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl. --------------------------- GEEK EMACS CODE [E---] ------------------------- Emacs sucks! vi forever!!! ----------------------- GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++] --------------------- I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. --------------------------- GEEK USENET CODE [N++] ------------------------- I read all the news in a select handful of groups. --------------------- GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w--] -------------------- MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will crash an hour. -------------------------- GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M+] ------------------------ A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often. ------------------ GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+] ---------------- My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel. ----------------------- GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+>++] ---------------------- I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal. But someday I'd like to say: "I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it is a warning to our's and future generations. I'm a memb er of the EFF." --------------------------- GEEK PGP CODE [PGP++] -------------------------- I have the most recent version and use it regularly. ------------------------ GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++>++++$] ---------------------- I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet. But someday I'd like to say: "I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix. Getting paid for it!" ---------------------- GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+++>++++] --------------------- Got a Masters degree. But someday I'd like to say: "Managed to get my Ph.D." ------------------------- GEEK HOUSING CODE [h!>++] ------------------------ I am stuck living with my parents! But someday I'd like to say: "Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d." ============================================================================ -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GCS/E s:>:- a- C++ UB++>+++S++@ P++ E--- W++ N++ w-- M+ PS+ Y+>++ PGP++ b+++>++++$ e+++>++++ h!>++ ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------